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Com a chegada do tempo mais frio, temos que manter o nosso corpo delicado aquecido, para estarmos prontas para cometer um crime a qualquer momento. As mãos são as nossas melhores ferramentas, seja para cortar um corpo de frango em pedaços ou para fazer massa de pizza.</div>
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<b><u>With the arrival of the cold weather, we have to keep our delicate body waim, so we can be ready to perform any crime at any moment. The hands are our best weapons, to cut a chicken body into pieces or to make pizza dough.</u></b></div>
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Partners in Crimehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02463377203509852925noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7137115438919248083.post-88135699920548872662017-11-19T09:27:00.000-08:002017-11-19T09:27:41.020-08:00Tasty Crimes: Shrimps<div class="Standard" style="text-align: justify;">
Passaram-se duas semanas desde que te escondeste na tua mansão secreta aquático que o teu pai te ajudou a construir quando eras mais novo. Comeste todas as latas de feijão do Uncle Ben e agora é altura para passares à acção.</div>
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Coloca o teu fato de mergulho, agarra no teu material de pesca de camarão e vamos apanhar camarões.</div>
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Também vais precisas de puré de tomate, limão, vinho, coentros finamente cortados e alho.</div>
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<b><u>It`s been two weeks since you hide in your underwater hideout
mansion your father helped you build when you were a kid. You ate all the cans
of Uncle Ben`s smoked beans and now is time for real deal. Put on your neoprene
suit, grab shrimp-hunting gear and let`s hunt for some shrimps!<o:p></o:p></u></b></div>
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<o:p> Fase 1: Pré-aquece a frigideira de tal forma que começa a fumegar... errado! Era apenas um teste. Pré-aquece como um humano. Acrescenta fluido corporal de azeitonas espremidas e camarões. Coloca sal gentilmente.</o:p></div>
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that it starts to smoke... wrong! That was a test, preheat it like a human. Add body liquid of
squeezed olives and them shripms. Salt gently.</u></b><o:p></o:p></div>
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<o:p>Fase 2: Tira os camarões da frigideira e reserva. Na mesma frigideira junta o alho e polpa de tomate. Agora esfrega bem com a colher de pau para tirares o sumo de camarão que ficou agarrado no fundo e adiciona vinho... Sente bem o cheirinho! Delicioso, não é?</o:p></div>
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<b><u>Phase two: Take the shrimps out and
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Fase 3: Volta a colocar os camarões já cozinhados na frigideira e cobre o seu corpo nu e inocente com o molho que criaste. Espera até o molho engrossar na perfeição e terminaste.</div>
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<o:p> Fase 4: Agora é tempo para apreciar massacre dos camarões que causaste. Não te sintas culpado, não tens culpa de que realmente és.</o:p></div>
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<b><u>Phase four: Now it`s time to enjoy the havoc you have caused.
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<span style="text-align: justify;">Depois de uma noite agitada, a cozinhar pedaços desfragmentados de frango, temos que nos vestir de forma a nos misturar-mos com o resto da multidão, de forma a não descobrirem a nossa verdadeira identidade.</span></div>
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Por isso, hoje deixo-vos um look simples e casual, em tons de Outono. Um conjunto quente mas sensual ao mesmo tempo. Afinal não podemos perder nosso charme misterioso!</div>
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<b><i>After a busy night, cooking defragmented pieces of chicken, we have to get dressed in a way we can blend in with the crowd, so they don't figure out our true identity.</i></b></div>
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<b><i>So, today, I leave you with a simple and casual look, in Autumn colours. A warm look, but that is sexy at the same time. After all, we can not lose our mysterious charm!</i></b></div>
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Partners in Crimehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02463377203509852925noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7137115438919248083.post-51565772251099055832017-11-11T11:27:00.004-08:002017-11-12T03:37:03.652-08:00Tasty Crime: Chicken with Potatos in the Oven<div style="text-align: justify;">
<b><i>It`s the middle of the night and you have to leave no traces... what you do? Exactly you cut the body into </i></b><b><i>pieces and take only chicken legs... smart move +3XP points.</i></b></div>
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<b><i>Beside chicken, you grab lemon, coriander, mushrooms, potatoes with some garlic and spinach.</i></b></div>
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É meio da noite e não deixaste rasto... o que fazer? Exacto! Cortas o corpo em várias partes e guardas apenas as pernas de frango. Jogada inteligente +3XP pontos.</div>
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<b><i>Start with making sure that the oven is being pre-heated and continue with cutting potatoes with your trusty </i></b><b><i>rusty knife into smaller and smaller pieces.</i></b></div>
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<b><i>When done throw them into water to boil using wooden plank like pirates used to do... at least in movies.</i></b></div>
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Começa por verificar que o forno foi pré-aquecido e depois corta as batatas com a tua fiel e enferrujada faca em pedaços pequenos.</div>
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Quando acabares, coloca-as num tacho com água para cozer através de uma prancha de madeira, como os piratas costumavam fazer com as suas vítimas... pelo menos como mostram nos filmes.</div>
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<b><i>It`s still no time to rest. Take the chicken and fulfill your sick needs by stabbing it a couple of times. </i></b><b><i>Than put some salt into the wounds and rub the olive oil-coriander-lemon skin torture mixture all over the </i></b><b><i>chicken remains... finish with placing sliced mushrooms over the legs.</i></b></div>
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Ainda não tens tempo para descansar. Pega no frango e satisfaz as tuas necessidades doentias ao apunhalar as pernas umas quantas vezes. Depois coloca sal nas feridas e esfrega a mistura do azeite com coentros e limão nos restos mortais do frango. Termina ao colocar cogumelos fatiados nas pernas.<br />
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Para o crime de hoje precisamos de queijo Camembert, cebola roxa, óleo vegetal (os mais saudáveis podem usar azeite), uma pitada de sal e uma sala escura sem janelas. Esta receita é um daqueles crimes que fazes antecipadamente e quando estiveres muito bêbado é só tirar do frigorífico a meio da noite e comer! Vamos começar...</div>
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E está feito! Agora é só esconder o corpo... quero dizer, o queijp, nalgum sítio escuro e frio, idealmente o frigorífico e esperas 3-4 dias para que o sabor se acentue. Este é uma coisa tradicional da República Checa que se acompanha de cerveja. É algo barato e saboroso que podes guardar no frigorífico para aqueles momentos em que não sintas vontade de cozinhar mas em que estás super esfomeado.</div>
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<b><i>For today`s crime we need Camembert cheese, onion preferably
red, vegetable oil, wealthier ones of us can us olive oil, pinch of salt and
dark room without windows. This recipe is one of those crimes you do in advance
and than when you are guilty drunk you pull it out of fridge in the middle of
the night and eat it. So lets get to it.<o:p></o:p></i></b></div>
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<b><i>1.. Kill the onion by cutting it into thin slices..<o:p></o:p></i></b></div>
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<b><i>2. Make it suffer by salting the onion in the bowl</i></b></div>
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<b><i>3. Cut the cheese into bite size pieces</i></b></div>
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<b><i>And you are done, now hide the
body... I mean cheese somewhere dark and cold ideally fridge and wait for 3-4
days for the flavours to mix. This is traditional Czech thingy to eat with a
beer and also nice cheap food you can store in your fridge for those moments
when you don`t feel like cooking anything but you are super hungry.</i></b><br />
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Aproximen-se! Aproximen-se! Acabaste de chegar a uma cena de crime de dimensões imagináveis. Nós vamos-te mostrar como preparar refeições deliciosas, dar conselhos de veterinária e animar-te nos teus momentos mais negros. Sim, tu estás no sítio certo, por isso aperta o cinto que o espectáculo está prestes a começar...</div>
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